The Heat's Secret Weapon

I present to you all Pat Riley, the evil Sith Lord of the NBA:

YEESH

Yes. This evil playoff conspiracy is beginning to make sense now. Pat Riley, president and head executive of the Miami Heat, may very well be using the Dark Side to corrupt the minds of the officials.    And if you don't think that's amusing… the dude looks evil regardless.  Game 5 of the NBA Finals between the Miami Heat and the Oklahoma City Thunder begins tonight at 9 PM ET on ABC.  The Heat lead the series 3-1 (with the help of the Dark Side, of course) and have a chance to close it out tonight.  I hope that Liam Neeson is hiding somewhere with a lightsaber at the game tonight. This series needs to be brought to justice!

Go OKC!